BE, DO, or HAVE

I would like to DO, BE or HAVE, all these (and more):

-- make a bomb
-- sew
-- bake a pizza
-- do really fancy makeup
-- tie my hair in beautiful styles
-- pick locks
-- speak and write many foreign languages
-- handle firearms
-- repelling (did only once. It was fun, but I don't know where you can do it here)
-- deep sea diving
-- a saxophone (I was in the school band before, so yes I do know how to play it)
-- a B license (for motorbike)
-- automated vacuum cleaner that can vacuum the floor and move around by itself
(much like the robot-mouse thing)
-- a light sabre
-- no extra fats around my waist and tummy
-- no stretch marks on my butt
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more later.